This will be last post for this year...yeah and this comes with a message too....Do not jump to conclusions...
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A rat managed to delay an Air India flight by almost 24 hours on TuesdayNow just imagine how heroic the rat would have felt when it just heard that the the Boeing has been halted because of its presence...could have felt higher than the fog, the ministers or the Techie!!...So Rats off....;-)
A Pakistani court has ordered that two men have their ears and noses cut off, as punishment for doing the same to a woman who refused to marry one of them.On one hand it is barbaric to what the two men did to the lady, that too for expressing her free will....the Law is even more barbaric. However, one argument that my friend gave to the "eye for an eye" policy is that, by exercising that you are treating the law breaker with the same set of rules that they laid down for the other. I cannot counter that point. I just hope that just things dont happen. I dont know if the punishment will set an example or not ....But atleast it might create a fear in the mind of the people who plan to do such cowardly acts
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A flatulent pig sparked a gas emergency in southern Australia Thursday when a farmer mistook its odours for a leaking pipe, officials saidWell i think for a moment the Sow felt as a celebrity for having been able to mobilize 15 firefighters and 2 firetrucks. Reminds of the dialog "Sameer, hawa ka ek johnka" from "hum dil de chuke sanam"
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Delhi government on Monday imposed a hefty fine of Rs four crore on Tata Motors for "not properly" maintaining the low-floor buses it manufactured, after six of them caught fire in a span of three weeks.And then
The Nano, the world's cheapest car, appears to have developed a technical snag. Three cases have been reported of the car developing short circuit near the combination switch in the car's steering column, igniting small fires.Seriously TATA please fix up the mess and don't let others point a finger at you!!
My boyfriend has a unique method ofCould stop laughing...Kudos Dr.Watsa...Check out the original link here.
masturbation. He tends to put his finger in his mouth and then in his
anus. Is it safe? Will he catch any kind of infection?
Is he planning to join the circus? Maybe it's safe, but certainly unsafe if he reversed his action.
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No one has yet tasted their produce, but it is believed the artificial meatI find the idea a bit repelling, because by growing artificial meat we are trying to break some of the rules that mother nature has laid down for us. At the same time i see that the idea is welcomed by animal protection activists and also the vegetarian crowd as well. I know that like anything else this would have its own group of folks who will not like the idea and vehemently oppose it. My only question is how safe this artificial meat would be and are we doing the right thing. Criction in his book prey says and i quote....
could be on sale within five years.
"They didn’t understand what they were doing. I’m afraid that will be on the tombstone of the human race."Hope that this is not the case here!!
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Police said the low-flying bird distracted the man, causing him to veer off a road and drive his French-built Bugatti Veyron into a salt marsh.That too a Bugatti....what where you thinking dude?
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The Government will not sanction any Leave Travel Allowance (LTA) for an employee who uses personal car or taxi as mode of transport.Ok...from the first statement I understand that the government is trying to provide some business to the State/Central Government owned Transport mechanisms. This also means that it believes that these systems are on par or atleast comparable with the private operators. However, the next line shows something else
However, the rule shall not be applicable to employees with a handicap or disability of self or dependent family member.What does this show!!...That if I want to travel by JetAirways because it costs me less i should first get my self a disability or bring a physically challenged friend along...WTF!! This is a classic case of solving the wrong problem. The problem is that the sales of tickets in Government carriers is less because they do not offer the value for money ( be it in terms of service quality or comfort). This cannot be solved by forcing people to use it...No!!....Upgrade them, improve them make them attractive...cut down the excessive flab!!
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Malad-resident Brijesh Lohia;- it seems;- had reason to be angry: he had allegedly found a tooth implant in the foodI am sure it is not long before you would find a whole denture in the food served. It is appalling to see that the national carrier standards have gone down to new low. Now there are more reasons to avoid eating during the flight apart from the poor taste of the served stuff.
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Drunk poll officer, vigilant citizen and a unique trialI salute this vigilant citizen...who chose to risk his life and in the end just let the man go with a real lesson for life....However, on the hindsight i feel a couple of tight slaps would have still gone a long way...(Dandam Dashagunam Bhaveth).
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Dr Elena Bodnar won for her bra that converts into a pair of gas masks — one for the wearer, the other for a friend.I am sure a few of our dudes would love some gas leaks of sets of bollywood....especially when Rakhi sawant or Mallika Sherawat is around...In the hope to get a chance to be shaved by them ( when they lent their br...er.. gas-masks!!).
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Anyway, This shows that when you are out of luck even a harmless deo can f**k you....Man became human fireball after deodorant caught fire as he lit barbecue
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Tuberculosis sufferers in Khayelitsha, Cape Town, were found to be selling samples of their sputum to healthy people to pass off as their own in a scam to gain medical grants.On one end it shows us to what new lows can "Humans" get down for a few bucks and ironically it also shows us how low the living conditions are for some "Humans". This makes me remember of a woman who had sold her virginity to pay college fees. The dire need for money can definitely force people to take extreme steps. On the funny side of it i think Indians would not have been too concerned in donating their sputum. Apart from Peeing, Indian consider spitting at public places their next right....( and will not give up at any cost!!)
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It’s not just average citizens who are giving back-end election office staff a tough time-a leading Bollywood action star actually sent a photograph of himself wearing a pair of dark sunglasses! He has since been told to send a picture that had a clear view of his face.
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The Metropolitan Fire Service (MFS) in Adelaide says it is worrying that two girls lost in a stormwater drain raised the alert on a social networking site rather than ringing triple-0.And if youthought that was one extreme here is the other one
Apparently wanting to travel light, he did not take the victim’s computer, but he did use it. To check his Facebook page. And he forgot to log off.While it is great to make best use of technology, Using it to prove your stupidity is something really unique.....As they say...
"You can make anything foolproof....because fools are ingenious"
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Couples will be rewarded with a $300 ‘Conception Credit’ if they can proveor extra marks at your school examinations if your parents vote.
that their baby was conceived while they were staying at the hotel
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A new four-bedroom home has been built by his former boss. A new car – and the promise of many more – awaits. ....I guess after this the expectations of the blokes who imitated Mr. Muntazer have gone up. Imagine if people can offer you so much for throwing a shoe and missing it....What might have been the reward for throwing a stone and not missing it.....
"One Iraqi who lived in Morocco called to offer to send his daughter to be Muntazer's wife," said editor Abdul Hamid al-Saij.
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The couple had set the timer on their camera while posing at a lakeside in a national park in Canada.
Just as they were about to be captured on camera the cheeky squirrel popped up in the foreground and stole the show
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“He is not a dead hero. He is alive in the minds of people who love Maharashtra,” added Awhad.Yeah, right.... if he is alive in our minds then why do we need him in the sea that too at such a high price tag. In India apparently for everything a statue works as a solution. If you want to make your movie popular erect a statue, if you want to commemorate someone's life or death erect a statue. The human infatuation for erection...I mean erection of statues has reached a new high with the erection of the statue of the first Swine Flu victim in Mexico.
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Badminton Association of India (BAI) officials reportedly forgot to e-mail her entry to the organisers on time.Would this have happened to Cricket in India and for any sport anywhere else????
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" Agar kismat hai Gandu to kya karega Pandu!!"
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"Walk when you talk"slogan being sent out by Idea....
People need to get fitter, not just for their own sake, but for theImagine one day, PETA sues you for not having taken your dog for a walk which led to his high obesity. From the looks of it i am sure people would soon want phones & TV remotes that can charge on their own. Well then no one needs to bother to even walk to the charging station.
sake of their families, friends and evidently their pets too.
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" Force India yesterday won for the first time the coveted Formula One Racing, thanks to recession & frustration."After BMW , Honda and many others ( read Toyota, Renault) I would not be surprised to see this headline some day. However, I know that wherever Indians are involved there is a very good possibility even if the race consists of a single racer we might come second. Jokes apart, I think the lack of bigwigs like Honda, BMW and perhaps others will not only deprive F1 fans from the thrill of seeing their favorite teams contest but also would lead to a negative outlook towards the sport itself. I am still surprised to see the F1 management is still not doing much. Is this the end of the sport...only time can tell
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One hopeful businessman in Italy told us, perhaps prematurely: "Peace, I'd say peace. That would be the greatest achievement for all."I will agree with this gentleman for that is one thing we are lacking in the world today. A world free from fear where righteousness and hardwork rule rather than a world full of corruption & backstabbing. After all it is happiness that we all yearn for at the end of the day. But, then we all know our brains have been developed in such a way that we always try to compete with one another. Healthy competition is good however, every competition turns ugly at some point of time. If you have any better things that you feel are man's best achievement do let me know.
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Pakistan's Interior Minister Rehman Malik announced last week that the Federal Investigation Agency (FIA) has been tasked to trace SMS (or text messages) and e-mails that "slander the political leadership of the country" under the vague Cyber Crimes Act.
...the government would seek Interpol assistance in deporting foreign offenders.Dude, WTF. Are you really serious that you are expecting countries to deport people who take your president's name. What more does he need to become more unpopular. And the best part is what your own folks are telling
"We now draft the text in such a way that Zardari's name is not mentioned and yet everyone who receives it knows the joke is about Zardari," laughed Bashir.First understand what is the difference between SMS and MMS then ask your folks to track down the offenders.. Perhaps if Pak tries to use its resources to do something more fruitful rather than bombing neighbouring countries & Tracking SMSes then it might increase Mr. Zardari's popularity ( or notority!!)
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My ask, what is the weight/file ratio? So for example, how many GB's = 6oz? I dread the day I need a dolly to commute to work with my Laptop.Many thanks to my friend Divya for pointing this out.....First reactions after reading this Wow, best joke "i have heard in recent times..."
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Mr Taylor told them that, by stripping off their clothes, staff could also strip away inhibitions and talk to each other more openly and honestly.
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Following a demand by Nationalist Congress Party (NCP) leader and agriculture minister Sharad Pawar, the bridge will be named after former prime minister Rajiv Gandhi, chief minister Ashok Chavan had announced.Well I wonder if Mr. Sharad Pawar thinks that he built the brigde with his pocket money which gives him the supreme right to demand something? It is the public money that was used to build the bridge....Why not name it after someone who really symbolizes Mumbai or Maharastra in general.
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"Made in China" is one of the most recognizable labels in the world today due to the large manufacturing industry of the rapidly developing China.Now, China is emerging as a nation that no more wants to be crippled because of its poor English speaking capability. The report here suggests that China is already overtaking us when it comes to Ph.D's. This will enventually mean that a lot of researche work that is currently being outsourced (or happening) in India will move to China. The report states that less than 1% of the students who finish UG courses take up the doctrate. The reason is quite simple. Most of us are happy with our Software jobs which are easily available ( That includes me!!). However, it is not long before this category of jobs also dries up because there are more and more players getting into the game. India though has a ocean of experience when it comes to software, we have seen China that learns anything very fast ( Even if it is by merely copying!!).
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Psychologist Dr Cliff Arnall has devised a formula to pinpoint the day we are all most likely to feel the cheeriest....So next time you have that sad look on your face & dont know how to cheer up, take your calculator and try to get the equation right.
The Happiness Formula - O + (N x S) + Cpm/T + He
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The D7E's greater fuel economy means lessened greenhouse gas emissions.It meets the EPA's Tier 3 standard regulating nitrogen oxide,hydrocarbons, and particulate matter for nonroad diesel equipment.A hybrid ( However, not really like we know hybrid cars but better than having nothing :-)) dozer will ensure that we save fuel by running the diesel engines in their maximum efficiency range while the electric motors do the job of moving the earth. Also, there is lesser noise for the driver to put up with, which i am sure will make it a hit among the Dozer drivers.
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The old adage "I'll sleep on it" may have some truth in it, after all.So guys and gals search for that pillow & go to slumber..........................
A study by researchers at the University of California San Diego has
concluded that problems are more likely to be solved after a period of
dreamy (rapid eye movement) sleep.
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It has sold more than 70 million copies, been released for nearly everyI remember always wanting to have a TV Video game as a kid. It was one of the things that i thought would keep me eternally happy. However, as fate would have it i could never own one. However, what i eventually owned was a hand held video game box called the brickgame. There were a few variants of Tetris in this simple monochrome LCD based game box. I loved it and was hooked to it instantly. As Tetris turns 25, i am still very sure it can bring back the same excitement in me when i play it as a 26 year old :-). Btw, I used to play tetris sometime back on my mobile phone.!!
video-game platform of the past two decades and even been played on the
side of a skyscraper.
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While one them examined my pass the other kept staring at my abdomen with such intensity that I had just started wondering whether his X-ray vision would be able to tell exactly how full my bladder was and whether I would pass muster so that he would let me enter.
The day everyone of us gets a toilet to use, I shall know that our country has reached the pinnacle of progress.The above statement is from Jawaharrlal Nehru. In India most of the places are urinals atleast for men. All that is needed is a smelly corner & you will see that there will some people ready to water the plants. So why bother about the fairer gender. This also applies to places where buses take a break during overnight journey. The drivers stop the buses in places where there are no toilets for men let alone loo's for women. It is not only scary for women to go to dark corners to relieve themselves but also unhygenic. Sadly no one looks at it from that angle. On one of my trips with the office gang to shimoga, the toilets in the railways station almost made me puke. I dont know why we silently ignore this problem.
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Ashish was reportedly hit by a metal object and the police was called.Ashish was admitted to Alferd Hospital with serious injuries and later discharged.In the past couple of weeks the atrocities that have been meant on innocent Indian students in Australia is alarming. The government so far doesn't seem to have done anything concrete ( that is both the Australian Government & their Indian counterparts!!). To save grace after so many days of complete anarchy Kevin Rudd (PM Aussie land!!) has promised that there would be action taken against the guilty. However, the students in the rally which took place in Australia (showing protest against the attacks) went under the police baton.
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The report says that “it was Pranab Mukherjee who sought that Deepa be made a minister for the sake of Munshi.” If Mr Mukherjee feels such compassion for Mr Das Munshi, he should pay for the treatment out of his own pocket. Why dig into mine?I totally agree with Amit on the point that ruling governments use their power to twist and turn law. Frankly speaking, as a stupid Indian software professional I pay almost 50% of my income to the government in terms of tax directly or indirectly. Does Pranab Mukherjee think that we are giving taxes for him to ensure that Mr Das Munshi gets his hospital care. The Apathy of the situation is such that when it comes to helping the cyclone hit people in WB it takes Mr.Bhattacharjee more than a week.
The villagers asked the chief minister why he had come to this block so late. "Why is it that the government has not been able to send relief to us even a week after the cyclone struck?"And to add insult to injury this happens
A television channel carried a report that some relief workers were kept confined in a tin room at Sonakhali for hours by the district administration on the plea of the chief minister's safety, but officials denied the report.In India anything really goes. Our memory is short, we dont raise our voice to injustice and we always look for our good then what is right..It is frustrating.....and sad both.
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